Cumberland County

LIVE FROM THE BRIA PRESS ROOM

Ladies, gentlemen, and snack providers:

This is Bria, your faithful guide dog and official Representative of Dignity.

I am holding this urgent press conference to address a year-round crisis:

The Dressing of Guide Dogs in Outfits We Did NOT Approve.

In winter:

Booties, puffer jackets, knitted hats.  I'm a guide dog, not a snowman!

In spring:

Raincoats, floral bandanas, pastel bow ties.  Please, I'm working here.

In summer:

Sun hats, sunglasses, ridiculous life jackets.  News flash: I can swim without looking like a tourist!

In fall:

Pumpkin sweaters, Halloween costumes, plaid scarves.  I'm guiding you, not starring in a coffee commercial!

I demand to know:

Are you protecting us?

Or turning us into "before" pictures on a dog fashion makeover show?

I call all humans to share their opinions immediately.

Bring honesty.  Bring humility.  Bring treats (lots).

Meeting begins right after my third breakfast.

-Bria, Proud Guide Dog and Unwilling Fashionista